'Twas the Sprint Before Easter

Apr 06, 2026

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’Twas the Sprint Before Easter

‘Twas the sprint before Easter, the backlog was clear,

No critical blockers, no stakeholders near.

The roadmap was groomed with the finest of care,

In hopes that the long weekend soon would be there.

The PMs were nestled all snug in their sheets,

No Slack notifications, no calendar feats.

No “quick alignment calls,” no “can we ju…